Fifty Shades of Grey

By Lydia Baxendell

I haven't actually read the book but imagine it would be something like this...

Clip

Peter Peryer Clip 2006

Possibly a bondage clip for Christian and Anastasia?

A Lady Reading (In The Gallery At Houghton)

Richard Earlom A Lady Reading (In The Gallery At Houghton) 1775

Affectionately known as 'mummy porn', apparently the book has a great following in females readers in the over forty bracket...

Ibi Dabo Tibi

Eric Gill Ibi Dabo Tibi 1925

What I'd hope the book was about...

Three Bathers

John Buckland Wright Three Bathers 1951

What I'd like to think the book is about...

A Spot Of Infidelity

Jimmy Cooper A Spot Of Infidelity  

If I watched the movie (which is bound to come out sooner or later), my reaction would be something like this...

Two Tongues

Robert McLeod Two Tongues 2002

What the book is actually like...

Venus and Adonis

Antoine Coypel Venus and Adonis  

What I'd like to think the book is about...