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Fifty Shades of Grey

Selected by Lydia Baxendell

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I haven't actually read the book but imagine it would be something like this...

image Peter Peryer Clip 2006

Possibly a bondage clip for Christian and Anastasia?

image Richard Earlom A Lady Reading (In The Gallery At Houghton)

Affectionately known as 'mummy porn', apparently the book has a great following in females readers in the over forty bracket...

image Eric Gill Ibi Dabo Tibi 1925

What I'd hope the book was about...

image John Buckland Wright Three Bathers 1951

What I'd like to think the book is about...

image Jimmy Cooper A Spot Of Infidelity

If I watched the movie (which is bound to come out sooner or later), my reaction would be something like this...

image Robert McLeod Two Tongues 2002

What the book is actually like...

image Antoine Coypel Venus and Adonis

What I'd like to think the book is about...